Life's F'd.
Take your RxAF'n meds.
Side effects include
snark-driven
explosive diarrhea
of the mouth.
Find your daily dose of WTF.Consult your sarcasm before clicking.
💊 Not FDA approved, but still effective.
RxAF Labs™ is a parody lifestyle brand prescribing humor as modern self-medication.
No prescription needed — side effects may include snark, truth, and relief.
Testimonials
Ever since I started taking RxAF Labs™’ Chillaxapam, my martinis taste more like emotional stability.
My husband hasn’t noticed — and that’s progress
DEBORAH
Verified Patient (and unverified sober)
RxAF Labs said confidence was just a pill away.
Now I am the president of the local Proud Incel chapter.
Thanks, RxAF Labs™!
BRANDON
Incel-ated
They said ‘face your demons.’
I did. Twice.
Now I’m on RxAF’s
SereniT-Antidepressants — and
I only argue with parking meters.
CHAD
Rehabilitated-ish
Forgive me, Father, for I have had it. RxAF Labs™’ Holier-than-Xanax keeps me from smiting parishioners before noon.
SISTER AGNES
Spiritually Sedated
Earth emotions… confusing.
RxAF’s Feelaxium helps me simulate empathy without… melting coworkers
B'LORP
Intergalactically Over It
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Delays may occur due to holidays, customs, or global sarcasm shortages.
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